Bioinformatics may suck...
but I am here to help!
For many years, I have seen and helped people struggle with basic bioinformatic analyses just because there is not enough funding to ask the core facility for yet another analysis or there is nobody around to ask for help or the PI is extremely pushy or etc...
So this is a service for such people who are seeking out anonymized bioinformatic expertise for a small task and willing to pay small amounts out of their pocket in bitcoins to get the job done.
I can code in R, Python or Java and will give you all the scripts, intermediate data files and summary text suitable for your results or methods section.
No bullshitting. No overcharging. No lies.